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• How many Romanians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  How many packs of cigarettes are you willing to give them?...
• How many scientists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They use them as controls in double blind trials....
• How many Dartmouth students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, Hanover doesn't have electricity....
• How many Romanians -- does it take to change a light bulb? 60,000 dead and 300,000 injured.
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many Bill Clintons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None -- He'll only promise "change....
• How many Oregonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Nine. One to change the bulb, and eight to protest the nuclear power plant that generates the electricity that powers it....
• How many undertakers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They just paint them black and go on using them....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....