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• How many Romanians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  How many packs of cigarettes are you willing to give them?...
• How many Romanians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Ceaucescu restricted them to use only one 40 watt bulb per family to save electricity....
• How many humor theorists -- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
  300 - one to change the bulb and 299 to analyze it to death....
• How many big black monoliths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end....
• How many dead politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb? As many as possible.
• How many Will Rogers' -- does it take to change a dead light bulb?
  None. He never met a dead light bulb he didn't like....
• How many Dead-Heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  10,001..... One to change the light bulb and 10,000 to follow the burnt-out one!!...
• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
• How many dead babies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  As many as it takes to make a pile big enough to climb on to reach the bulb....