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• How many Roman Catholics -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb last rites....
• How many Roman Catholics -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  They don't. It's been like that for 2000 years and there's no precedent for lightbulb changing....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg....
• How many Klingons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit....
• How many Communists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
• How many publishers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author....