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How many Russian leaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs....
How many Russian leaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold....
How many Russians -- does it take to change a light bulb? That's a military secret.
How many sado-masochists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold it and one to kick the chair out from under him....
How many safety inspectors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to hold the ladder....
How many Sagittarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn a piece....
How many Sagittarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?...
How many Sagittarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many sales directors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(pause) I get it! This is one of those light bulb jokes, right?...
How many SAS men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to shout GO! GO! GO!...

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