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How many retarded Italian gardeners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but don't expect results....
How many retired bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL SHARPENERS right NOW?
? -- Zippy the Pinhead...
How many roadies/sound men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job....
How many roadies/sound men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two ! One, two ! One, two !...
How many roadies/sound men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many roads must a man walk down before he finds a damn good pub?
Let us define n to be the number of roads a man must travel before he finds the pub defined above....
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a cab?
How many Rochester residents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fifty one - one to screw in the bulb, and fifty to comment about how much better the bulb is than light bulbs in Buffalo....
How many rocket scientist -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None they just tell Marcus to do it....
How many rock'n'rollers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
5, one to change the bulb and 4 to get in free because they know the guy who owns the socket....

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