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• How many Roman Catholics -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in, and another to repent....
• How many Roman Catholics -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb last rites....
• How many senior citizens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
• How many recovering co-dependents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The recovering co-dependent detaches and tells the lightbulb to screw itself....
• Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Three. One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience....
• How many Federal employees -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!...
• Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Five. One to screw in the lightbulb and four to share the experience....