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• How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie -- does it take to change Two.
  One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!...
• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They always work in the dark!!!!...
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• How many Harvard men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They're too good (nose in the air) to do such menial work....
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just assimilate the bulb.
• How many Mensans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb isn't bright enough....