Miscellaneous Collections

How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Actually none, if you are willing to close your eyes to the (validity of the) output....
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many? It depends : - If they are applications programmers, it takes exactly twice as many as are currently available....
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It all depends on whether they can read the manuals or not....
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It can't be done yet. "Light bulb" is more than 8 characters long....
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, once the documentation for the procedure is found in one of the 15 manuals on the shelf....
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb? Please let us know!
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
That depends; what color is the bulb?...
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
They can't change light bulbs......
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb and one to make sure the stack of manuals doesn't tip over....

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