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How many police -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to direct traffic (eh?)...
How many Polish-Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
170. One to send the Never Fail Novena to the Cheektowaga Times for publication so St....
How many Politically Correct Clergy -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Politically Correct Clergy do not change light bulbs. They ban light bulb jokes....
How many politically correct people -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Why should we impose our values on the light bulb?...
How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it....
How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again....
How many poltergeists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three....
How many porn actresses -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, it looks like 2 of them are really doing it, but the real answer is actually none....
How many post-doctoral fellows -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many pot growers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they use fluorescent bulbs instead....

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