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How many Purdue engineering students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, and he gets three credit-hours for it....
How many Pygmies -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
At least three. Note: think height!...
How many QA engineers -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I told you so" when it doesn't work....
How many Quakers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ten to sit around in a circle until one feels the inner light....
How many Quality managers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many quantum mechanicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
They can't. If they know where the socket is, they cannot locate the new bulb....
How many quantum physicists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One. Two to do it, and one to renormalise the wave function....
How many racists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Radcliffe girls -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It's "Women" and it's not funny!...
How many Radio 1 DJs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes....

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