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• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to debate whether it it was politically correct....
• How many politically correct people -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "Why should we impose our values on the light bulb?...
• How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....
• How many Christian fundamentalists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....
• How many Mensans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The dim bulbs aren't "changed," they are humanely euthanized....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but first he has to determine the correct path....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....