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• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Light Bulbs? C'mon, I got sunlight, fluorescent, candles-anything you want....
• How many Necrophiliacs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs....
• How many Native Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have council fires instead....
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they get screwed in the ass instead....
• How many survivors of a nuclear war -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• How many hackers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They use a hammer.
• How many of Jed's followers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  FORNICATION! It's a sin to screw anywhere, even in light bulbs....
• How many utilitarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs....