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How many referral agents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago....
How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
(Bush) None. (Bush in an earnest lap dog voice) I resent that question....
How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
(Dole) When I was a poor boy growing up in Kansas we didn't have light bulbs....
How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
(DuPont) Light bulbs need to be changed? Gosh. I guess the servants have always taken care of that....
How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
(Haig) One. Snap to it, soldier!...
How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
(Kemp) It's morning in America! Why should we worry about light bulbs?...
How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
(Robertson) Oh, Lord, with thy divine illumination, heal this light bulb!...
How many Republicans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they only screw the poo...
How many Republicans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier....
How many residents of country towns -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they're afraid there's been too much development already....

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