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How many radio astronomers -- does it take to change a light bulb.
None. They are not interested in that short wave stuff....
How many Reaganists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Reagans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one - Nancy. Note...
How many Reagans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
What light bulb? Note: Topical to Reagan's apparent poor memory....
How many real men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark....
How many real programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Real programmers prefer LEDs....
How many real women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it....
How many rec.humor.funny readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many rec.humor readers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
1000....
How many rec.humor readers -- does it take to change a light bulb?

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