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How many pre-med students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him....
How many pre-med students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, pre-meds don't screw, they study....
How many pre-med students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One hundred; one to change the light bulb, the other ninety-nine to stand around wondering why they weren't chosen....
How many preservation society members -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it takes a year to find an antique Edison light bulb so it'll be architecturally accurate....
How many presidential campaign staff does it need to change a light bulb?
How many presidential candidates -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Less and less all the time....
How many Presidential family members -- does it take to screw in a light bulb in the White House?
Two, Hillary for her office, Bill for the rest of the White House....
How many priests are needed for a Boston Mass?
How many Princeton students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
How many pro-choicers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to do it and one to assert that the bulb didn't exist before it was lit up....

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