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How many procrastinators -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One - but he has to wait until the light is better....
How many Professors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None...what do you think their graduate students are for?...
How many programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but you can never change it back again....
How many pro-lifers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nine...
How many pro-lifers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six: two to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing....
How many Prolog programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb? False.
How many proofreaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Proofreaders aren't supposed to change light bulbs. They should just query them....
How many PR people -- does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, but I'll get back to you on that. Note...
How many psychiatrists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....
How many psychiatrists -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
The number's irrelevant, the lightbulb has to want to change........

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