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How many physiotherapists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it....
How many ping pong players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four....
How many pinheads can dance on an angel?
How many Pisceans -- does it take to change a light bulb? Huh? The light's out?
How many Pisceans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: They concern themselves with inner light....
How many Pisceans -- does it take to change a light bulb? What light bulb?
How many Pizza Hut employees -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three-one to do it, one to hold the ladder, and one to tell the story about "last night....
How many Platonists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They don't change bulbs, they have nice fires in their caves and if they need light they go out and look at the sun....
How many poets -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one to change the bulb....
How many Poles -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!...

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