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  One, but you can never change it back again....
• How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it....
• How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and another to reflect on how much more gratifying it was than a man....
• How many WASPs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
• How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again....
• How many bikers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....
• How many new men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to hold the baby....