Related:

• How many Politically Correct Clergy -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Politically Correct Clergy do not change light bulbs. They ban light bulb jokes....
• How many Liberal Democrats -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the light bulb, but more a question of....
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to debate whether it it was politically correct....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many screenwriters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "Why do we have to change it?...
• How many British trades unionists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They cannot interfere with the light bulb's inalienable right to withdraw its labour....
• How many Argentinians -- does it take to change a light bulb? 9000 and its their light bulb