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How many rec.humor readers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many rec.humour posters -- does it take to change a light bulb ?
31. One to change the light bulb and thirty to flame them for picking the wrong wattage....
How many recovering addicts -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, as long as he admits he's powerless over light bulbs....
How many recovering addicts -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it takes twelve steps....
How many recovering addicts -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to screw it in and one to sponsor him....
How many recovering co-dependents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. The recovering co-dependent detaches and tells the lightbulb to screw itself....
How many rednecks -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, it only takes one person to use a hammer....
How many rednecks -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six. They all beat the hell out of it, leave it lying in a dark alley and brag about it in the pub afterwards....
How many rednecks -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many rednecks -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to drive their home to the hardware store and one to buy the bulb and screw it in....

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