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• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None: "I've got a candle that looks just like it....
• How many real men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark....
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway....
• How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Men don't screw-in light bulbs; they think they can turn them on just by rubbing up against them....
• How many boarding school students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have their parents do it for them....
• How many accountants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None-just assume it's changed....
• How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Why bother? It's just going to burn out anyway....
• How many Microsoft engineers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They just define darkness as an industry standard....
• How many rocket scientist -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None they just tell Marcus to do it....