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How many psychics -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? ---- You should have hit "n"!
How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How long have you been having this phantasy?...
How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many do you think it takes?...
How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
How many public opinion researchers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
With what degree of certainty do you need to know?...
How many publishers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author....
How many punk rockers -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to put in the new bulb and one to eat the old one....
How many punk rockers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to do it and two to argue about who did it first....
How many punk rockers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead....

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