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How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my advisor a $...
How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It all depends on the size of the grant....
How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....
How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two and a professor to take credit....
How many Greek gods -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
How many Green Party members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they use light bulbs which don't burn out, so they don't know how....
How many Greenpeace researchers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to put in the new one and one to recycle the old one....
How many grocery store cashiers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill....
How many guitarists/actors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One hundred. One to screw it in and 99 to say, "Oh, I can do that....
How many guitarists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
5, one to do it and 4 to say that they liked it but would have done it a bit differently....

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