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How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ve are asking ze qvestions here!
How many giraffes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
4, one screw for each of their necks....
How many GLC workers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four....
How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
Ohwedon'tuselightbulbsanymoreaswemadevastimprovementsonthat inventionlongagowhenmyGreatgrandfatherdiscovered....
How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb? The answer's in committee.
How many gorillas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
How many Goths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They prefer everything all black anyway....
How many government officials -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One Republican, ten Democrats, and the Supreme Court - to determine its constitutionality....
How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 light bulbs a day....

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