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How many guitarists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change it, and four to stand around going "Huh ! I could've done that !...
How many gully dwarves -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
Two. Not more than two....
How many gully dwarves -- does it take to change a light light bulb? What light bulb?
How many gully dwarves -- does it take to change a light light bulb? You sure it's dark?
How many gun control advocates -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Let the police do it - private citizens can't be trusted with light bulbs !...
How many gun control advocates -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They don't do that; they pass laws against burned-out bulbs, and then they wonder why it's still so dark....
How many gypsies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, but you lose a lot of light bulbs. Note...
How many hackers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They use a hammer.
How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They always work in the dark!!!!...
How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software....

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