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How many Jocks (disk jockeys) -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. That's a tech job. Note...
How many John Majors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many journalists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three....
How many jugglers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
How many junkies -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh wow, is it like dark, man?
How many junkies -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up....
How many kender -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
None. The light bulb keeps mysteriously falling into the kender's pouches....
How many Kennedy assassination conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Kennedys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, at least until we get some corroborating witnesses....
How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Light Bulbs? C'mon, I got sunlight, fluorescent, candles-anything you want....

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