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How many Japanese industrialists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many JAPs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daaadddy....
How many JAPs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, two to watch and one to call Daaaaddy....
How many Jehovah's Witnesses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. There is no point trying to change anything now....
How many jerks who ask stupid questions -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?...
How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
(cue typical accent, shoulders hunched...) None!...
How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
(cue typical accent, shoulders hunched......
How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
(cue typical accent, shoulders hunched...) Three. One to screw it in and two to gossip about it behind her back....
How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
"That's alright. I'll sit in the dark....
How many Jews -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - one to call the cleaning lady and the other two to feel guilty about having to call the cleaning lady....

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