Miscellaneous Collections

How many inner-city gang members -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Iranians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage....
How many Iraqis -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity anymore....
How many Iraqi soldiers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He takes it back to Baghdad for safe keeping........
How many IRC chatters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They're so busy saying hello, goodbye, and kicking each other off that noone ever has enough time to get anything done !...
How many Irishmen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
1001. One to hold the light bulb, and a thousand to push the house round....
How many Islamic fundamentalists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
300 million --- one to take out the old one, the rest to look for Salman Rushdie in the dark....
How many Israelis -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six-four to storm the room and take control of it, one to forcibly eject the old bulb, and another one to screw it in....
How many Italian-Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Italians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan....

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