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• How many guitarists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five. One to change it, and four to stand around going "Huh ! I could've done that !...
• How many guitarists/actors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One hundred. One to screw it in and 99 to say, "Oh, I can do that....
• How many flute players -- does it to take to change a light bulb?
  5, one to change the bulb, one to pull the ladder out from under her, and three to bitch about how much better they would have done it....
• How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the light bulb and one to say "what's the big deal, I could have done that....
• How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  10. One to change the light bulb and the other 9 to discuss how John Bonham (or Steve Gadd) would have done it !...
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, one to do it and two to argue about whether that was the way Bill Monroe would have done it....
• How many sax players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it....
• How many body builders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  6. One to change it and 5 to say "Man, you've got huge muscles !...
• How many University of Chicago Economics professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. If the bulb needed fixing the market would have done it....