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• How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 light bulbs a day....
• How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....
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• How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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  None, they have their parents do it for them....
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