Miscellaneous Collections

How many hardware guys -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Well the diagnostics say it's fine buddy, so it's a software problem....
How many Hare Krishnas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Harvard men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They're too good (nose in the air) to do such menial work....
How many Harvard/Oxford students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him....
How many health food freaks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to remove the old one, and one to check the ingredients on the new one....
How many Hegelians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, of course. One stands at one end of the room and argues that it isn't dark...
How many Heisenbergs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
If you know the number, you don't know where the light bulb is....
How many Helmsley employees -- does it take to change a light bulb?
100: 99 to try, and one to fire them all. Note: Leona Helmsley is the owner of a (New York?...
How many heterosexual males -- does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco?
Both of them....
How many Hindus -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to do the puja. Note: PUJA is a religious ceremony....

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