Miscellaneous Collections

How many hookers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the screwing....
How many hookers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. "Who needs lights?
How many hors d'oeuvres you are allowed to take off a tray being carried by a waiter at a nice party?
Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors d'oeuvre. If they...
How many humans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Not sure; I only know it takes only one to press the button which obliterates them all....
How many humor theorists -- does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
300 - one to change the bulb and 299 to analyze it to death....
How many hunters -- does it take to screw a light bulb into a left-handed socket?
There is no such thing as a left-handed socket, but if they could screw right they would not be hunters....
How many hunt sabs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to do it and two to clean the muddy footprints off the carpet and the chair he was standing on....
How many husbands -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs....
How many husbands -- does it take to change a light bulb?
We'll know as soon as one gets off the couch and does it....
How many IBM CPU's -- does it take to turn on a light bulb?
33 - 1 to process the instruction and 32 to process the interrupt....

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