Miscellaneous Collections

How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None: "I've got a candle that looks just like it....
How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"Oh, just one. But this bulb won't do....
How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to light a candle and say it's just as good as electric light....
How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but if you wait until next month, Yamaha will have a new model bulb out which is much better....
How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to change the bulb and one to say "Yeah, that sounds just like it....
How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg....
How many KGB agents -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: One to screw it in and the other to check it for microphones....
How many kids -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, if you beat them down, douse them with lighter fluid, and throw them in a fire....
How many kindergarden kids -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two, three... Mummy! can I use my toes?...
How many Klingons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Klingons aren't afraid of the dark....

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