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How many IBM engineers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature....
How many IBM PC owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra....
How many IBM PC owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to do it, but one to check the new bulb for viruses first....
How many IBM programmers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many IBM staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
IBM staff don't change light bulbs - they add value to photon emitter units....
How many IBM tech writers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many ice skaters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to screw in the bulb, one to hire a hitman to club the other skater on the knee....
How many IKEA shop assistans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
"Sorry, we ran out of light bulb stock. We expect it to arrive early next month....
How many Indiana University "notes" users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them, since changing light bulbs is the only kind of job they can get after they graduate....
How many Indiana University "notes" users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Have you ever wondered why it's so dark in Bloomington?...

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