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How many hippies from Oregon -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? What's a light bulb?
How many holocaust revisionists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just deny the bulb ever went out in the first place....
How many Holy Clerics of Paladine -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Paladine lights their path....
How many home owners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes two weekends and four trips to the hardware store....
How many Home Secretaries -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None - they merely sack someone else for letting it go out....
How many homophobes -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many homophobes -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It obviously has to be done by just one. They don't screw around with other men....
How many homophobes -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to do it, and one to get the sterile rubber gloves because it's possible that a gay touched the bulb before him....
How many honest words have suffered corruption since Chaucer's days!
-- Thomas Middleton (1580-1627) -- No Wit, no Help, like a Woman's, Act ii, Sc. 1...
How many Honor Guards -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb....

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