-- How many
Greek gods
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
Greek gods
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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ice skaters
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