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  One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many bassists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five-one to do it and four to beat back all the guitarists who are trying to elbow him out of the spotlight....
• How many sopranos -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One hundred. One to do it, and ninety-nine to discuss how it was really too high for her....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to change the light bulb and two to say "Oh Wow!...
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One to light a candle and say it's just as good as electric light....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  100. One to change it, and 99 to wring their hands and agonize about how oppressed the socket is....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....
• How many guitarists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  5, one to do it and 4 to say that they liked it but would have done it a bit differently....