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• How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two and a professor to take credit....
• How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  It all depends on the size of the grant....
• How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 light bulbs a day....
• How many Professors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None...what do you think their graduate students are for?...
• How many librarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  I don't know, but I can look it up for you....
• How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....
• How many Purdue engineering students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, and he gets three credit-hours for it....
• How many US Presidents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I think he can handle screwing one extra light bulb....
• How many Harvard/Oxford students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him....