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How many Christians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three, but they're really only one....
How many Chuck Robbs does it to take to screw in a light bulb?
None, Douglas Wilder broke his lamp and Oliver North sold his light bulb to Iran....
How many circus performers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!...
How many circus performers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, Ta da!...
How many city planners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many civil servants -- does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork....
How many classical music singers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Impossible. The altitude may put unnecessary strain on my vocal chords....
How many 'Cliffie girls -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It's "Radcliffe Women" and it's not funny! Note...
How many CND supporters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They won't, because: o "I'm not about to touch anything that has WATT written on it!...
How many college students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
I dunno, I forgot my calculator at home....

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