Miscellaneous Collections

How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb)....
How many drunk Irishmen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
100. One to hold the light bulb, and 99 to drink until the room starts to spin....
How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.
How many Dune Coons -- does it take to replace a light bulb?
Three - one to hold the bulb and two to turn the stool, but they need a foreign adviser to tell them it was burned out....
How many Dylan fans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind....
How many dyslexics (sp?) -- does it take to bulb a like change?
10, one to change the light bulb and 9 to missread the manual (sp?)....
How many dyslexics (sp?) -- does it take to bulb a like change? Eno.
How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in....
How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen....
How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to assume the latter (a pun) and change the bulb....

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