-- How many
city planners
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six - four to write an extensive study recommending a three-way
100/200/250 watt light bulb, one to write an article in the
newspaper praising the study, and one to put in a 10 watt blub
instead.
How many
data base people
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, one to
write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a
light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to
change the light bulb at the same time....
