How many CND supporters -- does it take to change a light bulb?

-- How many
CND supporters
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They won't, because:
o "I'm not about to touch anything that has WATT written
on it!"
o "If we change our bulb, they will just change theirs to
a brighter one, so where will it all end?"
o "We already have enough bulbs to illuminate the entire
world three times over."
o "We shouldn't spend money for light bulbs as long as
anyone is hungry anywhere."
o "We don't know what effect all this artificial light
will have on the future of mankind."
o "Nature provides us with all the light we need; we just
haven't learned to husband it yet."
o "Artificial light isn't aesthetically correct."
o "The candle is more traditional, and it uses no
electricity."
o "It is the responsibility of the Federal Government to
provide light to all Americans, without regard to race,
age, creed, color sex (anatomic), sex (persuasion),
religion, socio-economic status, national origin, or
need."