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How many Columbia students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many "coming people" has one known! Where on earth do they all go to?
How many Communists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out....
How many Communists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets....
How many company biotechnologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many computer journalists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many computer salespeople -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. You don't need a new lightbulb - you need to upgrade your socket to the '486 version....
How many computer science students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They are far too busy hacking....
How many computer security experts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
"That depends on the TCSEC rating of the object light bulb....
How many conductors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven. (Indignant nose upturned.) Of course, I wouldn't expect you to understand....

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