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How many Contras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he doesn't know where it came from....
How many cops -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but he is never around when you need him....
How many cops -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it fell down the stairs, sir.
How many cops -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. It turned itself in.
How many copyeditors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The last time this question was asked, it involved art directors....
How many Cornell students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure....
How many Cosmopolitan readers -- does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two, one to change the light-bulb and one to have an orgasm with the old one....
How many country & western singers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four....
How many cover artists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Why is there...an eggbeater, I think?...sticking out of this light fixture?...
How many cover blurb writers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A VAST AND TEEMING HORDE STRETCHING FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA!!!!...

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