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• How many lead singers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Get the drummer to do it....
• How many members of the Pakistan cricket team -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "The players should only have to play 80 overs in a day....
• How many female opera singers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. If they sing loudly enough they'll break it....
• How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They have a machine that does that now....
• How many Alaskan men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Oh, none ... they just have one of their girlfriends do it. [bitter laugh]...
• How many surgeons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant....
• How many Dartmouth students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, Hanover doesn't have electricity....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....