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How many Dario Argento fans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to film the demise of the old one in explicit gorey detail, using obscure camera angles....
How many Dartmouth students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Hanover doesn't have electricity....
How many data base people -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three...
How many DBMS engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many dead babies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
As many as it takes to make a pile big enough to climb on to reach the bulb....
How many Dead-Heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
10,001..... One to change the light bulb and 10,000 to follow the burnt-out one!!...
How many dead politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb? As many as possible.
How many deaf blind people -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on whether or not you can get them to notice the darkness......
How many deconstructionists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It doesn't matter....
How many deconstructionists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
You have to examine the nature of the question....

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