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• How many Oliver Norths -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Hell, how can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran....
• How many Douglas Wilders -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  I don't know, he can't decide if he is going to screw a light bulb in or not!...
• How many bassists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The keyboardist does it with his left hand....
• How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it's his business....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
• How many thought police -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There never was any light bulb....
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they?...
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Zen masters carry their own light....