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How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
(Al Gore) As usual, the other left-wing wacko candidates are putting forth solutions that modera...
How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
(Bruce Babbitt) It's foolish to talk about screwing in light bulbs when we haven't even taken the...
How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
(Gary Hart) This oblique reference to screwing is an obvious attempt to drag my personal life i...
How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
(Jesse Jackson) Changing the light bulb is a partial solution at best. I'm more of a Lone Range...
How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
(Mike Dukakis) In Massachusetts, my enlightened government has made it unnecessary for people to...
How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
(Paul Simon) My media experts tell me I'm foolish for wearing my hair the same way I did in the 5...
How many Democratic presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to screw in a light bulb?
(Richard Gephart) It doesn't matter whether the bulb is changed or not; it only matters that the...
How many dentists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash....
How many Denver Broncos -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, unless it was a blow out, then all of them show up....
How many developers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
The light bulb works fine on the system in my office . . ....

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