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How many C++ programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many C programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they forgot to declare it fi...
How many C++ programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
You're still thinking procedurally....
How many creatures from Altair VII -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One. Though he will break the new bulb, the glow from his fingerprints will provide a quite nice illumination....
How many cryonicists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many dadaists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side.
How many dadaists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
To get to the other side. Note: The "dadaist" answer, like dadaism itself, goes further than the surrealist one....
How many Daleks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
1,500,000: To conquer a race that can climb ladders for them....
How many Daleks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the building....
How many Dan Quayles -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it has to be a pretty dim bulb....

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