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How many dinosaurs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It takes thousands of dinosaurs millions of years....
How many Directors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. No, five. No, you go away - four. YES! Four! Perfect!...
How many Directors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
What do you think? (Theatre humour)...
How many disaster recovery planners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None....
How many divorcees -- does it take to change a light bulb ?
None. The sockets all went with the house....
How many Dixons assistants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Err. Nahh, it's MEANT to go dark after a few weeks....
How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just tell it to take two asprin and come round to the surgery later....
How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They only sign the death certificate and phone the mortuary....
How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They would diagnose depression and prescribe benzo diazapines....
How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in....

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